A New Strain of STD- Mandatephilis.
The new disease mandatephilis is more dangerous than dengue.
I feel like laughing at the remarks made by the last Great UMNO Hope- KJ. He told reporters the decision to cancel Najib’s officiating UMNO Samporna’s meeting is apt.
It is apt because of safety reasons.
It is done to ensure the safety of Najib because Samporna is infested with pirates. That statement is at odds with the infrastructure and resources the government placed around Samporna.
Did we spend on nothing or as I hope not to our horror, somebody made a lot of money hiding behind security purchases. I hear a chocolate bar costs 20x the market price.
The thieves are all around and at all levels nowadays. With all the assets mobilised and bought at the cost of billions, Samporna is unbelievably full of pirates.
As regards Shafie Apdal, if he falls victim to pirates that is alright. He is dispensable anyway. He is of no relevance to UMNO.Just look at what your comrades can do to you Shafie.
Fellowship among pirates.
I would have thought Najib would bring along a sense of fellowship since he is also of pirate progeny. Maybe KJ was taking a dig at Safie Apdal’s own lineage. There is an ongoing narrative now that Shafie Apdal is of suluk stock belonging to the same grouping of those men in slippers and sarongs who invaded Sabah some time ago. Horror of horrors! Shafie Apdal is the pirate actually!
That’s one.
Two, KJ also said Najib’s readiness to face SPRM is an indication of nothing to hide. We all remember that when KJ’s people staged the nothing to hide forum, Najib scooted off when Dr Mahathir appeared.
One Pak Sanggup will appear.
Now, Najib’s readiness is nothing to shout about. He has sent people to the Middle East to ask some people to acknowledge that it was they who donated to Najib.
Watch this space- someone and some people will emerge to identify themselves as those who made the RM2.6 donation. In Malay this person is called a Pak Sanggup. This is a person willing to assume responsibility in marrying the girl impregnated by someone( the real culprit) else.
And since donation is the much loved word, hey presto- mystery solved! Najib is sanitised.
But hold on. That may trigger off more objections, ridicule and cynicism. The money was transferred using A BVI Company that has since been liquidated through Wells Fargo bank in the US. So, an American Bank -subjected to stringent laws regarding transfer of payments will also have details of the transfer. Jangan main2 with Uncle Sam tau.
So I hope the not so bright people advising the PM and doing his black hand job will not get him into further trouble; but I suspect they will because as I write in the ensuing paras- those in close contact with Najib have caught an incurable disease. Please read on.
Some details regarding the transfer mentioned specifically the term ‘payment’ not ‘donation’. Further it is curious for someone who kind-heartedly donated USD681 million to insist charges on the remittance/transfer between him and the PM recipient, be shared. Boleh bayar RM1.6 billion tapi charge penghantaran wang kena kongsi.
Can send generously the USD681 million but turns scrooge when bearing the cost of transfer. What kind of donor is this? If payment was indeed the case, what has Najib sold off to these people? The whole country?God Save Us. Like the MACC people pleaded.
Any above-average kindergarten pupil will say that Najib has arranged this for his vindication. Once again, the people are fooled.
Fooling UMNO members and leaders.
That would fool some of the 3.2 million UMNO members. They are still about 27 million Malaysians who needed convincing. They don’t give a rat’s ass about the drama staged by Najib’s minions.
That would fool some of the 3.2 million UMNO members. They are still about 27 million Malaysians who needed convincing. They don’t give a rat’s ass about the drama staged by Najib’s minions.
The underlings include the newly minted DPM with afailure to refine Ph.D. he went on record in his swash-buckling style promising to extradite Claire Ruecastle. Please do because in order to do that 1MDB has to submit ALL documents to the UK authorities. I am already salivating at the requirement. That’s good because we know the whites will be thorough and rigorous in their process unlike the sloppiness that has become characteristic of Najib’s administration.
By the way, why the slothful process of suing Dow Jones and Wall Street Journal? Cannot understand American English arr?
Also by the way, Xavier Justo whom every UMNO leader in Malaysia accused of 'tampering' with PSI documents, admitted under Thai interrogation, he did not tamper with the said documents. He will be charged if he is at all. with the crime of blackmailing. In other words, the documents used by Sarawak Report were all original and true.
Also by the way, Xavier Justo whom every UMNO leader in Malaysia accused of 'tampering' with PSI documents, admitted under Thai interrogation, he did not tamper with the said documents. He will be charged if he is at all. with the crime of blackmailing. In other words, the documents used by Sarawak Report were all original and true.
These people are suffering from a terrible disease.
Why are Najib and people like Rahman Dahalan, Azalina Othman, Khairy Jamaludin, Ahmad Maslan who has since gone into relapse behaving strangely as they do? Even Zahid Hamidi?
I hear rumours that they have been infected by a new disease, transmittable by people who are known to be in constant close contact with each other and of course with Najib, known to doctors as mandatephilis. It is caused by a bacteria known as treponema pallidum +, similar but not the same as the bacteria causing syphilis. This is a plausible medical explanation since these people are always in close contact.
This is a new strain of remedy-defying transmittable disease. It’s an unusual strain of STD- stupidity transmittable disease afflicting at the moment, UMNO members only.
At the moment, doctors recommend culling the transmitting agents politically as the only remedy. A dismissal of the entire cabinet is one such remedial solution.
So, for the moment, it is afflicting some portion of the 3.2 million UMNO members. For those who distance themselves from Najib, they are safe temporarily. Please follow doctors’ advice.
This disease affects the mental capacity of its victims. Power of reasoning is destroyed. Rationalism gives way to morbid irrationalism. The victim often gives jumbled up utterances in public. Listening or reading them can induce nausea and fainting sensation.
The most prominent symptom seems to be a new found arrogance that regards the mandate they get from voters as a 007 license to do anything the victim pleases. Engage them in debates, they froth around the mouths spewing long held prejudices.
Stay away from them as far as possible, the disease can spread airborne through saliva.
The world is doing last rites on Malaysia.
We will get back to discussing the new std. in the meantime, the world watches Malaysia in self destructive mode. In Malaysia, the most unfortunate are Malays. One among them- a person claiming progeny from a line of Bugis warriors is destroying Malaysia. Research is still ongoing to determine which line exactly this person comes from.
For the bugis are divided into 2 main groupings. One warrior group is known for nation building. The other, equal in notoriety were infamous as pirates.
Pirates as we know are criminals. They raped women and killed children. They loot, pillage and plunder and cart away booty. Which kind of booty is up to anyone’s imagination.
So we must know which line this person who now serves as Malaysia’s PM comes from.Based on the things that have occurred thus far, I can only conclude that only a criminally minded person can destroy almost all the institutions designed to protect us. Our banking and financial system, our prosecutorial institution, our law enforcement institution and now the very institution created to protect our country from the scourge of corruption.
So fear God more indeed, don't fear the government.
THURSDAY, 6 AUGUST 2015
Wabak Penyakit Mandatifilis
Penyakit mandatifilis lagi bahaya dari dengue.
Saya anggap pemimpin UMNO dan para penyokong nya mengalami penyakit mandatifilis. Ini penyakit yang menganggap mandate atau mandat ialah lesen untuk buat sesuka hati. Ianya penyakit mudah jangkit terutama kalau bersama dengan pemimpin UMNO dan penyokong tegar mereka. Harap berwaspada. Jauhkan diri dari mereka.
Dunia mentalqinkan Malaysia.
Seluruh dunia sedang menyaksikan pemusnahan Malaysia. Orang Melayu yang paling malang. Sebab yang memusnahkan negara kita ialah orang Melayu keturunan Bugis. Ada Bugis baik yang membangun negara dan ada Bugis keturunan lanun yang jahat.
Negara musnah kalau pemimpin berminda penjenayah.
Lanun ialah perompak ialah penjenayah. Keturunan membangunkan negara tidak akan menipu rakyat, menjual harta benda negara dan mencuri wang. Pemimpin Malaysia sekarang sedang memusnahkan segala nya ; maka tidak syak lagi dia keturunan lanun jahat.
Kita ada seorang pemimpin yang membesarkan keturunan Bugis nya yang hari ini menjadi ejen utama menghancurkan segala insitusi mempertahankan system kerajaan. Lanun bugis ialah penjenayah dan hari ini kita ada pemimjn yang ada baka sama yakni mempunyai minda penjenayah menghancurkan ekonomi kita; system kehakiman membisu seribu bahasa kerana ia dianggap tali barut pemerintah; ejensi kepolisian, SPRM, insitusi pendakwaan negara dan sedikit masa lagi instutusi yang menjaga kewangan negara akan dibaham oleh Najib Tun Razak.
Ringgit Malaysia sudah hampir kepada RM4 =1USD. BNM telah belanja RM5 billion untuk menyokong Ringgit dan reseb matawang asing nya makin menurun. Tapi Najib buat dono sebab dia lebih asyik mencari jalan menyelamatkan diri nya.
Walaupun dia mungin orang baik secara peribadi, dan saya ada rekod menyatakan demikian, tapi sebagai pemimpin Najib is a miserable failure dan gagal. Dia tidak lagi berkelayakan untuk jadi PM dan pemimpin negara ini.
Kerajaan dan kepimpinan disangsi.
Apatah lagi kita mempunyai seorang timbalan PM yang berlagak macam seorang gangster mengugut dan mengancam semua orang yang mahu mengkritik kerajaan.
Kerajaan Najib sudah hilang keyakinan rakyat. Najib akan didaftar oleh sejarah sebagai PM yang terburuk untuk Malaysia. Najib lah satu2 nya pemimpin yang telah menguasai ilmu tidur sambal mencelikkan mata.
Lambat laun, asal punca wang RM2.6 bilion itu akan diketahui juga. Ia mestinya duit haram. Mungkin RM2.6 billion dan RM42 juta itu hanya sebahagian kecil yang kita ketahui. Mungkin berbillion lagi ada dalam akaun peribadi nya. Dimana misalnya, wang RM4 billion KWAP yang konon dilabur dalam lombong arang batu itu?
Penyakit ini mengena semua lapisan pemimpin UMNO.
Samun dan lanun, cabul dan salah guna kuasa, ugut dan menindas adalah kesan2 penyakit mandatifilis. Sebab itu orang macam Najib kata- 3.2 juta orang sokong dia. Adakah sokongan 3.2 juta ini menjadikan Najib maharaja yang berkuasa mutlak?
Penyakit ini dipercayai dibawa oleh wartawan2 dan bekas wartawan yang terdidik dalam cara sekolah lama; iaitu ketika semua pandangan dan tulisan pojok mereka bersifat sehala tanpa bangkangan dan bantahan dari pembaca. Dan bila ada masa terluang, mereka memberi pandangan yang tidak diundang kepada pemimpin UMNO.
Surat dari pembaca dibakul sampahkan. Maka timbullah rasa angkuh bahawa semua pandangan mereka tidak boleh dipertikaikan. Sehingga pemujaan terhadap seseorang pemimpin punca peyakit mandatifilis ini menjadikan sesetengah bekas wartawan jumud fikiran.
Pemimpin bawahan Najib kena penyakit mandatifilis.
Dibawah Najib, pemimpin UMNO juga dijangkiti penyakitmandatilitis ini. Ia memberi mereka lesen berkata apa sahaja walaupun kenyataan2 yang mereka keluarkan menunjukkan mereka ini bloody fools dan tersangat dangkal.
Keangkuhan umum yang mencorakkan pemikiran dan sikap mereka datang dari sangkaan bahawa kemenangan teknikal dalam PRU-13 memberi mereka mandate. Dan mandate itu, seperti yang saya nyatakan, dianggap lesen mengugut dan membodohkan rakyat.
Pendapat dangkal pemimpin UMNO.
Maka muncullah pemimpin UMNO seperti Azalina Othman yang mengatakan bahawa duit RM2.6 biliun dalam akaun Najib tidak jadi masaalah jika ianya dianggap sebagaiderma. Apatah tagi derma itu datang dari orang Arab, sudah pasti derma itu diawali dengan selawat dan salam , diiringi dengan doa sepanjang jalan agar semua terlindung dari ganggu dan gugat supaya selamat sampai dalam akaun pemimpin besar. Amiin.
Maka Rahman Dahalan pun bersyukur bahawa duit itu disimpan dalam akaun Najib kerana Najib boleh lebih dipercayai. Lagi pun presiden mesti ada duit banyak supaya dia boleh belanja senang. Hulur sana sini dan beri rasuah supaya undi. Lebih selamat dalam akaun Najib dari akaun proxy.
Kemudian datang orang harapan UMNO- the last UMNO Great Hope- ketua pemuda lulusan Oxford. Kata duit itu datang dari yuran ahli, sumbangan ahli dan derma. Dan derma seperti dinyatakan oleh pemimpin UMNO lain ialah pemberian tanpa mengharapkan balasan. Lagi pun mengikut fahaman ketua pemuda UMNO, SPRM pun dah sahkan ianya derma.
Kalau kenyataan dangkal ini datang dari pempin sekaliber Rahman Dahalan, Azalina atau Ahmad maslan atai Salleh Said keruak, saya tidak hairan. Tapi kenyataan dari the last UMNO Great Hope sangat meneciwakan.
Bagaimana derma RM2.6 biliun itu dipakai?
Duit itu tentulah akan diberi sama rata dikalangan 191 bahagian UMNO. Atau 3.2 juta ahli. Mari kita periksa sama ada UMNO bahagian ada sekurang2nya RM13 juta dalam akaun mereka.
Dalam hubungan ini, saya percaya imam besar UMNO, sahibus samahah Najib al Pekani wa al wasathiyah fahamwa halalun kalau kongsi sama, wa haraamun kalau makan sorang. Dan sebagai pendukung wasathiyah dan maqasid shari’yah, tentulah Najib amat memahami tanggungjawab nya sebagai pemimpin bermaruah, penjaga agama orang Melayu, bangsa Melayu dan raja Melayu.
Jangan biarkan kita di perbodohkan.
Bagaimana menghindari penyakit ini? Dengan menolak pengistilahan rasuah dengan derma. Akaun najib menerima duit haram kerana cara nya amat mencurigakan dan lambat laun punca nya akan diketahu juga. Pak Arab mana yang mahu menderma sebanyak RM2.6 billion dan masuk dalam akaun peribadi?
Maka kekalkan dalam fikiran kita bahawa wang itu wang haram, cara menyimpan salah, dan ia suatu kesalahan yang dilakukan oleh Najib. Mungkin ini duit dari 1MDB kerana sehingga sekarang Najib belum dapat menjawab kemana pergi baki dari RM46 billion. Kemana pergi nya RM4 billion pinjaman KWAP?
Istilah derma ialah cubaan membodohkan rakyat. Kita akan hukum pemimpin seperti ini dalam PRU-14 nanti. Tapi tentulah, jika berlaku pertukaran kerajaan lebih awal, kita akan hukum mereka lebih awal.
Saya rasa kita tidak perlu terperangkap dengan jerat akrobatik istilah. Kekalkan tanggapan bahawa ini cubaan memperbodohkan kita.
Tanya soalan ini- adakah ini bermaka, apabila sejumlah wang tersebut, ditakrifkan sebagai derma, maka presiden UMNO dibersihkan dari anggapan rasuah dan salah guna kuasa atau niat membalun duit?
Kalau kita rasa selamat sangat, tidak perlu ada perbendaharaan, simpan semua wang hasil cukai negara ini dalam akaun Najib. Tidak perlu ke parlimen setiap hujung tahun memohon sejumlah wang dikeluarkan dari kumpulan wang yang disatukan dari perbendaraaan untuk tujuan belanja keatas perkara2 yang dikemukakan.
Taruh semua dalam akaun Najib. Ianya selamat. Najib boleh diperayai. Perbendaharan tidak boleh dipercayai. Semua wang adalah derma dari beberapa juta pembayar cukai. Kita tidak berharap apa2 pembalasan. Tidak perlu pembangunan. Tidak perlu pendidkan, tidak perlu kemudahan kesihatan.
Siapa saudara Najib di Pahang?
Bukan semua orang Pahang anggap PM Najib saudara mereka. Hanya yang tidak ada perasaan malu dan maruah sahaja yang mengaku Najib saudara mereka. Mungkin orang Kampung Jambu, Langgar dan sedikit dari Pulau Keladi di Pekan. Orang Pelangai pun sudah mula tidak mahu mengaku Najib saudara mereka.
Kemudian ada orang Melayu yang jumlah mereka makin meningkat- yakni mereka yang enggan diperbodohkan , tidak mahu ada kaitan dengan Najib. Ini termasuklah 60% pengundi Melayu dalam PRU yang akan datang. Mereka mahu bersaudara dengan pemimpin yang melaksanakan tanggungjawab dengan penuh integrity. Mereka ini faham bahawa mandate bukan lesen untuk buat sesuka hati.